Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

Next generation child will sing : twinkle twinkle little cigar, i just went to royal bar, whisky rates are up so high, so drink beer with chicken fry :)

On cricket match. there was a girl.. she painted pakistani flag on her face.. a boy kissed her and said...i love pakistan

Read its very fast.
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

CONGRATULATION! now you make a sweet puppi..

World most beautiful sentence
"... BUT, I LOVE YOU"
world most painful sentence
"I LOVE YOU BUT..."

I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you…
I love you the most.
I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.”

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I’m
J - JOKING

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"